All right.

So you’ve sat down and typed up several awesome and truly inspiring blog entries. We are talking about the wisdom of the ages – soul stirring stuff that Plato himself wishes he had thunk up.

By God, you tell yourself – but I am freaking brilliant.

Cue the tumbleweeds.

Harken to them crickets squeaking on their finest fiddling legs?

You dropped a pebble down the well of infinity and it is still falling.

Your brilliance will go unnoticed if no one notices your blog.

Right?

So, let me give you a few hints, pilgrim.

1. Comment on other blogs and TRY to sound as if you actually have something interesting to stay. Do NOT stick your foot in your mouth. Nothing tastes worst than day-old toe jam mingled with your fillings.

2. Make guest blog appearances and reciprocate if possible. Each blog entry is like a stone thrown…